Quote whoring:
You can visit Wisconsin and leave your firearms at home. (Andrea)
I’ve participated in Weekends of all kinds in my adult career. This sets the standard for Williams. Tour de force!
(Deb)
Who’s in charge of all this chaos?
We are tramps for the trampoline (Steve)
All the karaoke you can stand! (Beth)
We made it to single digit. (Bryan)
It’s only once a year. (Mike)
As seen on TV! (Rosenkrantz)
My unspeakable erotic fetish (customers were guaranteed anonymity):
The soft flesh just below the last rib bone. (Andrea)
Well, first I order some shoes from Zappos. Then when the UPS man comes, I say, “Thanks, see you soon.” Then I try them on with a bunch of the clothes I have in my closet. Then I get a Diet Coke and watch “Cake Boss.” (Deb)
Midget orgy. (Steve)
Crayons. (Beth)