Quote whoredom: Our Weekend Tagline
- You just might wet yourself! | Bryan
- The hugs are free! After you sign a waiver.
- Deb’s reference to the owner said it all | Bob
- So funny Deb will wet herself | Mike [Authorized 19 motto]
- Thanks, John, ya done good! | Wayne
- The future is now, be yourself | MJ
- Enjoy our exciting gravel beds! | YOS
What’s the punchline? (Extra credit for referring to a fellow Weekender or feature of XVIII.)
The set up: “And the first thing I said to the surgeon after waking up from the operation was …
- … lettuce, tomato, no onion, mayo on the side.” | Mike
- … Doctor, how do I get this Bryan Schneider off my head?” | YOS
- … I don’t care what Lu told you. I’m not Jewish.” | YOS
- … it was my left arm that was broken, you goof!” | Wayne
- … do I still have my humors? I have to participate in Deb’s improv seminar.” | MJ
- … did you wash your hands before you started?” | Bob
- … why was your hand there?” | Bob
- … did Mike find his ducks?” | DD
- … slow the f*** down.” | DD
Some thoughts/suggestions for 19
- Zip Zap Zop ziplines | Mike
- White Sox ballgame | Wayne
- Breakfast cheese course. Consider scheduling with the Perseids if Weekend viewing is advantageous | Bryan
- Water fun | MJ
- Don’t let John do the planning | Bob