Just your name. | MJ after Rob asked what as a newbie he should share with the group
Pie Today (?) | MJ
What the hell are you even doing? Why are you bothering? | Ed, watching John cut off tiny slivers of quiche.
The first part is pants on. The second part is often pants off. | Bryan
Pat. | Our surly, inefficient, officious, indoor-smoking ranger.
Mighty Casey struck out. | Wayne entertained us while we tried coping with Ranger Pat’s nonsense.
Stop offering things you don’t want to do. | Deb’s advice to John
Why develop it if you don’t like it? | Wayne, about trying new tastes
I’m going to hit the grape vodka hard. | Bryan as we realized our canoe trip was being rained out
I’m not complaining. I’m just extremely detailed. They are projecting. | Rob with the first ever haikued top.
It sounded to me like Rob had been abducted. I thought it was the old folks coming over the phone. | Dave was confused when we searched for him under the mistaken belief he had gotten misplaced.
People need to keep track of their own drinks. | Sue E. with the first ever quote taglined top.
Some kid with cancer needs new flooring. | A group of us was unclear where the lemonade stand proceeds supposedly went.
I can’t write that here. | Tommye on her Newlywed Game partner’s most annoying habit.
And the top of the tops …
I figured out how to blow without putting my lips on it. | Sharon. Possibly referring to the Funnery Sergeant whistle