Twelve’s Top Tens

This year, we live blogged our Top Ten entries, or live-boarded them at least, thanks to Chris’s flip chart.  Add more and choose your favorites ….

A) You can ferment almost anything (Mike.  Noted most every year past, too.)

B) I think I just prevented cancer for the rest of my life. (Chris, after burying his head into Mike’s giant bag of greens)

C) Is this our pie? (Chris)

Whose f***ing pie do you think it is?  Do you think people just drive around Wisconsin dropping off pies? (Mike)

Yes. (Chris)

D) I should probably put the scissors down. (John)

E) Ohhh … Frank Lloyd Wright  (Ralph, as Tom’s anti-Mies t-shirt becomes the final clue to solve the porkpie hat, cape and walking stick costumery)

F) It’s not emasculatingly pink. (Bryan, referring to a rose wine)

G) It looks like this is the big sandbar on the map, which means we’re already about 40% done.  The trestle’s probably right around that bend. (John, off.  Way.  But the big sand bar at this point becomes a fully stocked one for the next overconfident hour.)

H) When I think of our flotilla, I think of ‘aerodynamic.’ (Beth)

I) No one’s looking. (Mike, while John finds his level in the river after several upstream carafe tips.  Blazizzle-filled-carafe tips, to be precise)

J) I am. (Anonymous nearby canoer.  See “I” above.)

K) I really enjoyed the canoe trip.  (Bryan, the last Weekender one would have expected to and the only one who did deploy this sentence.)

L) The Bataan Death Canoe.  (Chris)

M) Technically we did not capsize.  (Ed)

N) That was very good Blazizzle. (Beth.  See recipes blog)

O) He’s lying. (Beth, after Chris has gotten four and a half words into our tale of bumping into Bob Riverside at the convenience store)

P) Oh cabin, my cabin. (Mike.  Whitman’s first draft)

Q) You’ve never been in a cenote? (Chris, pulling out the marker for a cross-section and birds-eye rendering)

R) Good lord, man, give your physiology a little credit.  (John’s advice to an impatient Mike as our eyes adjusted to the night)

S) Great hike.  Just look out for the aggressive darting Wisconsin king cobras.  (Bryan)

T) I thought if I had the DTs, that’s what it would look like. (Beth referring to House on the Rock)

U) How could you run a golf course, and yet, fill up eight buildings with crap? (Chris referring to same)

V) It cooks with protons. (Mike on the odd lodge microwave)

W) Rice-a-phoney. (John)

X) Come again (Sign on the Don Q Inn door, which, after going through the creepy tunnel and hall of barber chairs, seemed less a friendly suggestion by the proprietors and more our own puzzled questioning.)

Y) You are too small for this interior space. (Bryan as FLLW, walking stick pointed at a befuddled Weekender Ike)

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Slamming

The saddest entry in Weekend history, from Deb ….

Lacking

No poems. No Bill.
No Brie.
No Dickes. No Kurt
No Me.

Some boozing.
Some gazing.
Some tubing.
Some grazing.

But,
No pretense. No plays.
And,
No me.

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Being Pickled: A sonnet toast to the grand opening of The Twisted Olive Supper Club

The heedless space of a bulbous Chevy
Encases them.  Find a spot.  They see the host.
Two gimlets to start, drained clean as Evvie
Lowers oil-basked meats.  More drinks.  They toast,

Lost in cackles and haze and paneled murk
And highballs; an extra plate for bones – “Daddy,
Lookit me!” – A drop-by from Ern (and wife) from work,
And heavy creamed drinks near the silver dressing caddy.

The building’s a kind of warehouse today.
The drop-ceiling’s sallowed. Waste oil out back.
Corrosion, from gin and smokes, has its way.
But mostly time.  (In us, years find a snack.)

Yet – in prudent cars – we came:  To* their spirits,
This moment, shining fresh as relish-tray carrots!

* All, please lift glasses here.  This is the time of the toast you lift your glass.

Fully stocked sand bar
Our first hai-canoe

Driftless flotilla.
Trestle? Ed we’re tipping we’re —
Phones in white rice bag

— YOS

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Weekend XII: Now with Shakespeare Free!

Thoughts, questions, concerns, comments, rants about Weekend XII?

Most especially: Suggested movies for our Movie House night.  We’ll run a couple features in the lodge ballroom on Saturday night.

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Weekend XI wrap-up: Games, smells, muddling, smoke and gas

Good Friends All!

Weekend XI has been officially declared a success.  Thanks to all for the laughs, great food, wondrous beverages (Deb’s excepted, of course), and lots of grand memories …. And, as always, special shoutout to Weekender Johno for hosting our Website.

Don’t forget to check out and add to all the pictures, Top Tens and poems, and — for the love of intoxicants — make sure to post your Kulm Kocktail Kontest recipe.

Weekender Abby also has an extensive and most enjoyable set of pix on her FB page and Snapfish.  (If you’re not a Snapfish member, just hit “Skip” and enjoy.)

See y’all at XII!

— YOS

Weekenders were asked to offer “quote-whore ejaculations” as testimonial for Ww/Wm.

How can you not have a blender? (Elizabeth Herrera)

There are lots of neato animal deads and stuff.  Plus lots of doors to open and close (Isaac Hage)

I was nice to Robert.  That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.  (Abby)

Sexy, shirtless men on tractors will greet you at the gate.  #yum (Jaime)

You’ll like the cut of our jibs.

The question: Most unsettling odor and suspected source.

Chinese vile slop liquor from Deb (Fujushan) … Mary Jo

The anti-freeze Deb tried to get me to drink #notcool … Jaime

Something the real baby did … Jaime

A baby isn’t really bothered by smelz … maybe something in my dipey? … Isaac

Sludge tank at the Living Waters Project at the cheese factory in Plain.  Source: Recycled cheese, water and byproducts, microbes, plants, roots, etc … Elizabeth

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Eleven’s Top Ten

Please add more entries and vote on your favorites for Top Ten XI.

(A) Shhhhh!(An especially snobby and bossy crane foundation visitor, with her advice to a Weekender contingent. From Elizabeth)

(B) I will go to bed and cease to be your entertainment.  (Chris in the center of the smoking rotunda, just after being awakened by the laughter that followed a sleep nod.  From Elizabeth)

(C) It’s like looking at the dead popes. (Bryan and/or Mike, upon viewing the microbrewery in the basement through the floor windows of the Corner Pub/Bakery/Brewery.  From Elizabeth)

(D) A baby likes the beach that allowz daddy to have special drinkz (From Isaac Hage)

(E) “Isaac, you are a handsome baby.” (Said almost everybody.  From Isaac)

(F) Baaaa — goats head over the fireplace (From Isaac)

(G) If cranes are on your bucket list, check it off now. (Quoth Bryan)

(H) I don’t think a horse is an ungulate. (Said Chris)

(I) Listen, sha-rew!

(J) Don’t worry, I’m not looking at your wife’s ass … even though it’s in my face.  (John to Chris.  We were playing Twister.  From Jaime)

(K) Kris Humphries lookalike in the play.  (From Abby)

(L) The shrimp.  (From Abby)

(M) Silly bands.  (From Abby)

(N) Now, what’s the rules to the game? (The universal question for retro game night.  The secret answer was:  Huh, rules?  From Mary Jo.)

(O) “The one problem is that the oven’s been leaking gas from a lot of different places.” (Lodge owner admonition after their kitchen remodeling.)

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Poetry (?) XI

Please add your poems below or in the comments section, and vote on your favorite.

Some Haikus

Elizabeth: Nice!
From Flor’da.  Really likes us?
We’re Sally Field!

Elizabethan
Sonnet: What I planned to write.
But then, uhk, nothing.

Couplets, iambs, feet,
Rhyme schemes.  Hell, I’d rather climb
Kilimanjaro

— YOS

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Remembrance and Reminder: A Post-End Note
As the cow said to his mom, Thanks for the mammaries

This ‘postend’ I am not up for poetizing,
To meter muddle our happy dregs: Peels
Triumphant, sand dragged home, gobs of Visine,
games put back, new blender packed, cigar butts, wheels

Of pretension Ziplocked – Again, jerkily,
Our Gown on hanger-new awaits.  One crew
saw all cranes and sniffed cheese sludge.  And our whole troupe, we –
Some small, and from far, those new, one sha-rew

In warm days quaffed, put tongue to Mikotti
Surfeit, and snacks … And now, for future smirks,
Please hit the blogs, post your pix, and all try
To soberly record how your drink works.

But more verse? William, see the end of my fist?
I would rather head to a taxidermist.

— YOS

 

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Kulm Kocktail Kontest recipes

We have yet another new tradition: The annual, traveling Kulm Kocktail Trophy ….. Congratulations to Weekender Chris, the Kulm Kup laureate!  And many thanks to the Kulms for the trophy and concept.

Let us now share with the world the wondrous depressant-based beverages that we served at Weekend XI.   Please add your recipe here or in the Comments section below.

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Strawberry Basil Lemonade Cocktail
(all measurements are guesstimates…)

  • 2 shots Rum
  • 3 large strawberries, cut up or pureed
  • 3-5 basil leaves
  • Lemonade
  • Ice

(I would recommend in your standard pint glass)

Muddle rum, strawberries, and basil.
Fill glass with ice.
Fill with lemonade.

DRINK! (From Abby)

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Raspberry Mojito
(again, disclaimer on guesstimates)

  • 2 shots rum (the WI liquor store didn’t have raspberry flavored rum but that makes it even better)
  • 5 red raspberries
  • 5-7 mint leaves
  • Sprite/7-Up/Sierra Mist (whatever your preference)
  • Ice

Muddle rum, raspberries, mint leaves.
Fill glass with ice (again, I say pint glass)
Fill with the lemon-lime soda of your choice.

DRINK! (From Abby)

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Gin Blizz (aka the Gin Shake-Up)*

  • 2 ounces gin
  • 1 ounce lemonade
  • 1 big tablespoon bar sugar with foamer
  • Ice (plenty of)

Blend it all together, or if necessary, shake.  Great for beach parties and as a substitute for a morning glass of grapefruit juice.  (From YOS)

* Propeller beenie tip to Weekender Beth for the State Fair-esque alternate name.  And even bigger hat tip to Beth for coming up with the Kontest in the first place.
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The path to too much food

The Weekenders Mikotti have generously offered to captain our Friday and Saturday meals.  Salmon and pesto salad before the play on Friday under Chef Mary Jo, and Mike’s smoking extravaganza cookout on Saturday.

Bringing up some desserts and snacking materials would be in order.  (And rumor has it Deb Dicke may be providing for a special cheese course.)

 

 

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Hither and Thither

The lodge is available to us from Friday afternoon till Sunday afternoon.  Group travel options include (1) Heading up Thursday and finding a place nearby to stay, (2) Meet up in Glen Ellyn to caravan Friday morning, (3) Any other ideas?

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Drinking and Playing

Best Cocktail Contest

Beth Hage has come up with perhaps the greatest Weekend idea ever — Best Cocktail Contest.   The lodge has blenders and all kinds of equipment.  Just bring up your creativity, mixers and booze.

Winner receives the Kulm Kocktail Award.

Game Night

Saturday night will be our Retro Game Tournament — including, of course, Twister.  Every Weekender is kindly requested to provide for one game that will demonstrate our collective lack of agility, thinking and dignity.

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