Top Ten for 2010.
1) Q. You mean there are drinks that don’t have alcohol in them? A. Yes, those are called “mixers”. (Mike with the Q. Hage with the A.)
2) Bivalves don’t wear hats. (Chris deconstructing “Clam, I Am.” From Steve.)
3) I’ve been in your underwear for 15 minutes (Mary Jo to brother John; a reference to the scavenger hunt, mind you. From Steve.)
4) Smell Cap Bone. (John Hoffman’s charades clue — sounds like Al Capone. From Beth)
5) I picked up a clam with my sausage. (Said Kurt. From Beth.)
6) How many soldiers is that worth? (From Melissa, in regard to the GoH scavenger hunt)
7) I thought she had a good hand when she asked for one card, but then I remembered she doesn’t know how to play poker. (From Melissa.)
8)The Friday hat plethora. (From YOS)
9) Steve, please let some air into the vault. (From Melissa, said during our bank-turned-restaurant visit)
10) Kapanke for Kapongress. (Specualtion by John, Mike and Bryan as to what might be the slogan of the Kapanke for Congress kampaign- question arising after seeing the yard signs scattered throughout the Lone Rock-Spring Green-Mineral Point corridor.) … Speculation that reason only last name is used on signs is due to an inconvenient full name, such as: Hank E. Kapanke. (From Mike.)
Other submissions …
C) I can see into your soul. (Robert the Doll quotation. From Beth.)
K) A chicken in every Ka-pot. (Another kapossibility. From Mike.)
L) Kapossible headline if campaign fails: Kapanke Kaput. (From Mike.)