User Comments 2005

More quote whore testimonials

1. I truly enjoyed hovering over the cheese buffet table.
2. What goes on here stays here (for the most part)
3. Let’s open another bottle of wine.
4. You could easily spend thousand more and not have a better glow-in-the-dark experience.
5. Fun fun fun, now where’s my pants?

Person I’ve come most to despise over the weekend and why

1. Uncle Herschel
2. Sharon – Obvious reasons (Ed. note: Most literary critics believe this entry to be meant satirically, pointing out that there is more than one Sharon and that these Sharons are delightful people.)
3. Actor who played MacBeth.
4. Mike – his knowledge of wines.
5. Am I limited to only one?
6. Bryan – bad case of self-loathing.
7. That lady with the raffle ticket hat, because it’s a job I could have had.
8. John Hoffman, the Tyrant
9. Kurt Dicke, for not showing up.

Suggestions for next year

1. More Fascism.
2. Just keep up the good work.
3. Side trip to Southern France.
4. Bloody Mary Station.
5. John H. should dress in costume.
6. An afternoon of corn shucking.
7. Have a crew for set up and breakdown and clean up at the Ewing Manor.
8. More autocracy, less democracy.
9. Personal liquid-cooled helmets with WwW logo
10. Other than the weather, it’s been perfected.