“Welcome, friends!

Captain Ludqueeg here. The operators of our cruise have asked me to promise you a trip filled with laughs, good cheer and icy blender drinks.

Ahh, but the strawberry daiquiris...

that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with geometric logic that...

that...

oh, err, yes, well...

Happy sailing, everyone!”

- Captain Ludqueeg